I hope the royal baby goes through an emo phase
"Ima need ur license and registration……and ur kik"
the better my hair looks the better i function in school
me when I’m stressed
do you ever wonder if anyone reads your blog like everyday just to check on you
Girls that love gay guys but are disgusted by lesbians.
Guys that love lesbians but are disgusted by gay guys.
Anyone who is disgusted by anyone because of their sexual preference.
SOCKS AND FLIP FLOPS
at this point my blood is probably 4.3% pasta sauce
it’s so cute when you talk to someone a lot and you notice your phrases slowly slipping into their vocabulary
me on the outside: :)
me on the inside: >:)
*does homework assignment 5 minutes before it’s due but puts yesterday’s date on it*
when you can’t hear what someone says and they repeat it 98 times and you’re still like
becoming older than 10 years old was the biggest mistake of my life
Answering a question your teacher thinks you don’t know the answer to