thatmoustachetho:

I hope the royal baby goes through an emo phase

childservices:

"Ima need ur license and registration……and ur kik"

ernbarassing:

the better my hair looks the better i function in school

areumdw:

me when I’m stressed

areumdw:

me when I’m stressed

if you think i’m ugly now you should have seen me in 2009

blackbruise:

do you ever wonder if anyone reads your blog like everyday just to check on you 

fuckyesliampayne:

justiceandromance:

alex-is-fab:

gay-on:

Girls that love gay guys but are disgusted by lesbians.

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Guys that love lesbians but are disgusted by gay guys.

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Anyone who is disgusted by anyone because of their sexual preference.

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SOCKS AND FLIP FLOPS

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mcsnuggie:

at this point my blood is probably 4.3% pasta sauce

cunt3rparts:

it’s so cute when you talk to someone a lot and you notice your phrases slowly slipping into their vocabulary

oomshi:

me on the outside:  :)

me on the inside:  >:)

ejacurlate:

*does homework assignment 5 minutes before it’s due but puts yesterday’s date on it*

inzayned:

when you can’t hear what someone says and they repeat it 98 times and you’re still like

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oldrockstars:

becoming older than 10 years old was the biggest mistake of my life

thatfunnyblog:

Funny Stuff you like?

dicksplit:

Answering a question your teacher thinks you don’t know the answer to

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